The Zero Dog War

The Zero Dog War

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The first bullet is always free. After that, you gotta pay. Zero Dog Missions, Book 1 After accidentally blowing up both a client facility and a cushy city contract in the same day, pyromancer and mercenary captain Andrea Walker is scrambling to save her Zero Dogs. A team including (but not limited to) a sexually repressed succubus, a werewolf with a thing for health food, a sarcastic tank driver/aspiring romance novelist, a three-hundred-pound calico cat, and a massive demon who really loves to blow stuff up. With the bankruptcy vultures circling, Homeland Security throws her a high-paying, short-term contract even the Zero Dogs cana€™t screw up: destroy a capitalist necromancer bent on dominating the gelatin industry with an all-zombie workforce. The catch? She has to take on Special Forces Captain Jake Sanders, a man who threatens both the existence of the team and Andreaa€™s deliberate avoidance of romantic entanglements. As Andrea strains to hold her dysfunctional team together long enough to derail the corporate zombie apocalypse, the prospect of getting her heart run over by a tank tread is the least of her worries. The government never does anything without an ulterior motive. Jake could be the key to success...or just another bad day at the office for the Zeroes. Warning: Contains explicit language, intense action and violence, rampaging zombie hordes, a heroine with an attitude and flamethrower, Special Forces commandos, ninjas, apocalyptic necromancer capitalist machinations, absurd parody and mayhem, self-deluded humor, irreverence, geek humor, mutant cats, low-brow comedy, and banana-kiwi-flavored gelatin.Thata#39;s what you get when you hire a Hello Kittyobsessed college kid to do your graphic-design work. Our real insignia was a black long ... That banner fluttered on the lightning rod atop the house that made up our living quarters. The Zero Doganbsp;...


Title:The Zero Dog War
Author: Keith Melton
Publisher:Samhain Publishing - 2011-02-15
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